Generate your screaming squirrel meme here, and then give yourself a normal or rabid squirrel name here. Or other way around.

———- Forwarded message ———- From: Steven Glassman Subject: What the?! http://thefrogman.me/post/32882707269 via Byline Wibbly wobbly, justicey wusticey. Kind regards, Steven  

I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century,” he said. “I don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.” I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him.