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Some few things

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I was so ill last night that it looked unlikely for me to come in to work today, but there was just enough recovery overnight to make it possible. I caught what SPC had, with the nasal stuffage, fatigue, and headache. Took a Dayquil. Am better today.

Yesterday was a right knee day. Today’s a left hip, right hand, right elbow day. Roving pain all the time, yay. I don’t talk about it much because I don’t think about it much. Every once in a long while, though, I remember that it’s not really supposed to be like that.

Am depressed. That’s familiar too.

Am irritable. Wish higher/other management would stay out of my work area. It’s annoying having so much traffic.

Want to update my LJ profile but am daunted. Feel like such a chickenshit. You can’t friends-lock your profile.

The Alabama preacher said to his congregation: “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.” No one moved.

The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.”

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets.”

The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared.

I really want to write about how yesterday morning was. It was a sacred and profoundly beautiful event, and I’m having trouble writing about it, in much the same way I’m having trouble with my profile, but for different reasons.

Sigh.

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