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Not just me

Took the younger kid to the dentist today. He had a painful cavity in a molar that was about to jump ship anyway, so they did an extraction.

But look here what they had posted on the office door:

PLEASE NO
AFTER SHAVE,
PERFUME OR
COLOGNE DUE
TO ALLERGIES.
THANK YOU

My ex asserts from time to time that perfume allergy is all in my head. He’s sent the kids cologne in the mail, and had them pack it in their luggage before, although it makes me choke and throw up and spew mucus from lots of orifices.

I’m not the only one, plainly. Why else do they make all the dye-free and perfume-free products? My delusion must be grand.

Comments

  1. daughterofodhin
    October 26th, 2006 | 3:19 pm

    I am allergic to alot.

    I have to CONSTANTLY remind my choir members, that if they want their director to make it through the church service to not BATHE in the stuff.

    A small sprits, is, okay, will make me sneeze, but okay.

    But I swear some people bathe in it.

    Stuff with citrus bases is the WORST!

    On the same note, why would every professional chorus remind it’s choir members that for concerts, no perfume, no colone, unscented deoderant, unscented hair products only.

    Hmmmmmm

    Yer ex is a nutjob

  2. ladytinkerbelle
    October 26th, 2006 | 3:23 pm

    i must share your delusion as well then, because i am certainly allergic to many colognes and perfumy stuffs.

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