In High Gear

It’s wierd. Okay, I had been looking for something else, I don’t even remember what, but I stumbled upon a Japanese home furnishings site that had this strange item. It was a coffee cup on a saucer, and instead of a handle, it had an odd knob. Another picture showed that you can flip the saucer over, where there’s a socket joint, and you put the mug’s handle into it to make an upright sculpture thing.

No, despite the obvious symbolism, that is NOT what got me hot.

So, this thing, it’s called a “cupple”. Well I went looking for an English-language website to get more information about yon “cupple” – like how much such a thing costs.

Somehow I wound up on a page where “a young cupple [sic] get caught having sex in public.”

Mmmmmmmmmm. The young “cupple” were having sex on some kind of tile floor at the bottom of a clearly exterior wall. The shots seemed to be from above. So now my appetite was whetted, and I must have more.

I started searching for things like “sex in public places” and wound up at a listing at Porn Inspector – “Guiding you to worthy porn”. Well that’s all well and good. It was very nice to have someone’s impressions all laid out, some amount of description of the porn sites in question, and some sample pictures and movies. For the most part, I liked Porn Inspector.

The only thing I didn’t like was that every site I looked at the review for seemed to have just glowing reviews. Which just screams to me “Referral bonus!!!” Well, I guess that’s okay, because at Porn Inspector, you can find:

Amateur
Anal Sex
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Asians
Babes
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Big Cocks
Bisexuals
Bizarre
Black
Blogs
Blondes
Breasts
Brunettes
Butts
Catfights
Celebs
Close Ups
Clothing
Cum Shots
Dating
Drunk
Enemas
Ethnic
Female Bodybuilders
FemDom
Fetish
Fiction
Fisting
Food Sex
Foot Fetish
For Women
Gay
Gay Asians
Gay Bears
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Gay Bodybuilders
Gay Chubs
Gay Daddies
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Gay Hunks
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Gay Latin
Gay Porn Stars
Gay Reality
Gay Twinks
Gay Uniforms
Gay Video
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Gothic
Group Sex
Hairy
Handjob
Hardcore
Hentai & Cartoons
Indian
Interracial Sex
Lactating
Latina
Legs
Lesbians
Lingerie
Medical
Megasites
Men Celebrities
Men Solo
Midgets
Models
Site Networks
Nudists
Older Women
Oral Sex
Outdoor Sex
Panties
Pantyhose
Petite Women
Photographic Art
Porn Stars
Pregnant
Products For Men
Products For Women
Reality
RedHeads
Sex Shops
Sex Stories
Shaved
Single Models
Skirts
Smoking
Smothering
Softcore
Software
Spanking
Squirting
Stockings
Teens
Toys & Masturbation
Trampling
Transsexuals
Uniforms
Variety
Video
Vintage
Voyeur
Watersports
Web Cams
Wet Clothing
Wrestling

Whew. If I were a text-to-speech engine, I’d be out of breath. Well. Okay. Yeah …

Oh, and this struck my funnybone. One of the sites I found while looking (on a whim) for stick shift porn contained this interesting piece of search engine entrapment:

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… Kerry picked up custom hacked xxx hacked porn hacked passwords his hand and placed It on the stick shift porn movies dividing them. You’ll see. …

You would think that for all the fetishes there are on the net that stick shift/gear shift porn would be pretty easy to find. Well, I dare ya. I found exactly one (1) image.

By the way, if you have the particular mix of turn-ons and turn-offs that I do, sometimes finding porn can be difficult. For instance, in this case, I really get wet for porn that depicts people having sex in public places. However, it loses its glow if they know they are on camera, and triply so if the entire thing is staged. It’s much better if they are getting peeked at and never know they are caught.

Also, I get outraged at pictures of people trying to do private things in places where they have every right to expect privacy. I don’t want to see pictures of people changing in a locker room or trying to use the toilet or shower. Those people are being intruded upon.

People having sex in public places are fair game, though. They know they’re in public, which, if they are like me, is part of the thrill in the first place. They have exactly zero right to expect privacy. For all I know, they are doing it because people like me might be watching. That’s a win/win situation.

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