You gotta be kidding me
Oh god I feel ridiculous. My embarassment is as huge as my agony. I’ve injured my hip.
Masturbating.
Fucking hell.
Oh god I feel ridiculous. My embarassment is as huge as my agony. I’ve injured my hip.
Masturbating.
Fucking hell.
wow…how’d *that* happen?
*bamf*
Don’t feel too bady, I once pulled a muscle in my foot while masturbating. To this day, I’m still not sure how it happened.
I figure it must have had to do with positions. It didn’t start to hurt until I got to work and sat down.
Well at least I am in good company.
When I was younger, about 15 or so, I used to be so flexible I could go down on myself. I once pulled a nerve in my back and I couldn’t walk. It was awkward calling for help and it was mighty embarassing to be found with my head between my legs. To this day I still can’t look my mother in the eyes.
(nod) yeah I pulled my back once… alone. (shameface)