In High Gear

Well, I’m clean now. So to speak.

What a nice bath! I selected a book and started filling the tub, with the addition of some grape bubble bath. When the water got high enough, I engaged the jets and slid in with the book, but an obscenely ridiculous amount of foam and bubbles ensued. It got comical, so I set aside the book and played in the bubbles.

I dipped and submerged and sculpted, and between all the foam smearing and the jets, started feeling frisky. This is good, because it was looking like the downers of the past couple days were gonna finish off my sex drive for the month.

The jets are powerful but sometimes they are too much for playtime. Instead I got the hand shower unit and unscrewed the head from it. I turned on the water just enough to get a nice warm jet without too much intensity, and just let the whole experience rub me the right way. Two Os, one big and one little. Very nice.

After the last tremors passed, I turned off the shower hose and drew my legs up, fetal style, on my chest, my ears below water, and lay there like an egg, content. Eventually I felt like washing, but for a time it was a peaceful and content while, although a bit loud.

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I’m really enjoying vidicon‘s take on the issue. Here’s an excerpt to tease you:

Gender should be nobody else’s business in every case except when people are trying to work out whether or what kind of adapter might be needed for genital conjugation. If you’re not directly involved in these delicate negations, then, with all due respect, butt the hell out.

I really, really like that.

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Marriage As We Know It Ain’t Sacred!!!

Bravo for the people standing up to shout “Horse hockey!!!” at those bemoaning the impending loss of sanctity in American marriage. Two of note are Dhalia Lithwick of Slate and Margaret Cho

In fact, Cho is still standing up, as she deals with some really idiotic letters from listeners. If you have the patience (and I don’t – I work tech support and thus get enough stupidity in my life), go see her blog for details.

These two phrase the issue far more imaginatively than I did.

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*squirm*

I want oral sex. Please.

Receiving, wiseass.

Although giving might be nice too …

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This is a Public Service Announcement:

I am currently experiencing a sex drive. Please contain, restrain, and otherwise keep at bay any and all drama, crises, nastygrams, etc. until such time as there is no longer a currently active libido in the area.

I want this one to last, dammit.

Thank you.

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