A – Act your age? 34 – Sometimes. Sometimes much older or much younger.
B – Born on what day of the week? I don’t recall what day of the week. It was a traumatic day. I took the next day off.
C – Chore you hate? Cleaning up anything biological.
D – Dad’s name? Gary.
E – Essential makeup item? The utter absence of it.
F – Favorite actor? Alan Rickman.
G – Gold or silver? Silver.
H – Hometown? Yazoo City, MS.
I – Instruments you play? Recorder, everyday objects.
J – Job title? Technical Support.
K – Kids? Two.
L – Living arrangements? With Napalm and kids. And their little dog too. And my cat.
M – Mom’s name? Nora.
N – Number of people you’ve slept with? Lost count in the low 60s.
O – Overnight hospital stays? Childbirth. Ulcer. Pneumonia. Whee.
P – Phobia? Wide open spaces. Dense crowds. Rejection.
Q – Quote you like? There are a lot of them, but here goes …
They all laughed at me because I was different, I laughed at them because they were all the same.
R – Religious affiliation? Universal – ask if you want details
S – Siblings? 3 sisters and 1 brother living, 1 sister deceased
T – Time you wake up? 3:30 PM
U – Unique habit? No idea.
V – Vegetable you refuse to eat? Brussel sprouts.
W – Worst habit? Scowling.
X – X-rays you’ve had? Teeth, guts, neck, hands.
Y – Yummy food you make? Potato salad! Oooh I should make some right now.
Z – Zodiac Sign? Aquarius, with Gemini rising.
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I need to see a shrink about my paranoia.
The mysterious HR “please call me” was about my leather jacket!!! It’s been missing for two weeks. Dude saw it in Training Room 1 and remembered that I had stayed up late for the “Employee Relations Meeting” and figured it was mine. And he was right.
*sigh* Very funny, but very sad.
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