In High Gear

Yesterday, a futon sofa bed attempted to eat my fingers. So if you see me “giving you the finger”, I can’t help it!

Napalm says the worse of the two was cut, but he didn’t actually see it. It was mashed and ripped – one could accurately say chewed. Fun with lidocaine and sutures! Yay!

I should be back at work tonight though. It feels better today than yesterday.

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Ok then…

What Type Of Anime Character Are You?
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You’re A Hentai Baka (Stupid Pervert)! You watch a lot of porn, and can be found hiding in the tool shed, peeking through a hole, into the girl’s locker room. You get smacked a lot, don’t you?…

Cut to commercial. (By the way, I am joking when I say that. I really like the sites I sometimes stumble upon, and I want to share.)

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Out-of-Context Quote of the Day:

“- They burst with peanut butter flavor monkey love. ”

From Primatestore.com.

Will let you know how the human chow experiment goes.

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I am updating my LiveJournal via Lynx on a 486 laptop with Linux on it. I’m at my Friday night D&D gaming location, where the DM has set up a wireless network, so there is that whole old-meets-new thing of 8011b plus 486 thang going on.

Frankly, I didn’t expect the LiveJournal web interface to work in Lynx, but it does, and quite well. I can see my friends page and eveyrthing.

This is waaaaaaaayyy cool. *silly grin*

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Most online quizzes don’t appeal to me, but a few from this latest batch have caught my fancy.

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So which LOTR woman are you? Hmm??
made by Michelle at EmptySpace.

I had taken this one before, just didn’t remeber it.

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What Sign of Affection Are You?
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What’s your PUBLIC SECRET?!?!?!?!?!?
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Gee … I dunno … Ya THINK???!!!

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What’s your sexual appeal?
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The What Soda Are You Quiz By Vishal

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What Kind of Pervert are You?
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You are a Swingin’ Pervert! You like sex, but it has to involve lots of bodies around to witness your prowess. You can’t have an intimate relationship because there’s no one around to act as a cheering squad. You are the type of guy who takes male bonding to a whole new level. The real reason you like your groupage is not because you are a god, but because you are so incompetent you need constant reassurance of your ‘shortcomings’.

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Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
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The Pork Chop Express.

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What kind of porno would you star in?
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Bondage movie! You’re into BSDM (Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission) and chances are, you’re fond of whips, chains, harnesses, and tight leather outfits. You like to mix a little pain with a LOT of pleasure, baby!

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What element would you rein over? (For Girls)
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Goddess of the Night. Beautiful yet a strange darkness and sadness lurk about you.

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