Sometimes it's a fun joke to play on Napalm to plant disturbing search requests into his log files. Here's how you do it - you go visit a webpage and then gather some of the most unrelated or odd words on the page you can find, and then combine them into phrases. Then go to a search engine - I use Google for this - and put in a phrase and search, and see if the targeted page turns up in the top ten results. Then you get someone else to search for that phrase, but actually click on the link to the targeted page.
The result is that when your victim looks over their statistics, they see that someone found them via search engine using this phrase, and wonders what kind of sick people there are in the world who would look for such a thing.
The reason for getting someone else to do the actual visiting is that if your intended victim is a geek, they can probably tell you by your IP address. They'll know it was a plant.
The most recent prank involved these two:
- split pants scream emergency room x-ray
- alien chrysalis burst in his wife
I had three others, but I don't remember what they were. These are the two that actually got planted, thanks to my Budong accomplices. No, not the asteroid monster or the futon sofa. I'll explain it some other time. Anyway, I do have the list of likely phrases from the last time I played:
- Dennis Quaid unholy sex-slaves
- nipply delivery person
- schizophrenic blue noxious dust
- moon dragon wizard cataclysm ethereal display
- mysogynist bastard jerry springer
- bruno hoade sunburn
- bruno hoade playing pool
- hilarious german radio controlled golf balls
- richard gere cooked a kangaroo baby
- george carlin feng shui ceiling fan
- burrowing owl monastery
- sick ballmer bald guy
- stinger missiles girlfriend shirley
- kangaroos girlfriend shirley
- Mark Leon spicy mustard
- Steve McCloud exploit me
- Rob Lind voodoo ritual
- whiny kid suspects we are geeks
- bruno hoade peeling my balls
- shower masculine Kelly Berstein
- atlantic crash flames knocking me out
- federal case roasted bugs on donut
- rolling your own condo commandos
- salvation army woman selling herself ebay few hundred dollars
- Captain Geeky and Mark Nelson relationship rules
- Lydia and Paul braindeath zombies submission
- free gift nipply women curves
- unholy fish BBQ
- sick paranoid man who drenched feral cats in milk
- feng shui why bullets won't work on george carlin
- why relish will hamper the growth of mustard
- skeletal translucent sex-slaves
Each of the above will turn up some portion of the Boston Diaries in the top ten results. Amazing, isn't it?
In other news, I finally got my hair the way I wanted it. Well, ok, originally, I was just going for a very dark green, but then Kires reminded me about Janeane Garofalo's hair in Mystery Men. That got me thinking of black and green together in general, and so I tried this a couple weeks ago, but the black dye (mainstream commercial stuff for regular folks) was way too harsh on my newly bleached scalp, so I had to hastily rinse it off and postpone the attempt. It hurt like a fucker.
So last night I gave it another go. I got a massive amount of punky styling cement into my hair to mask off as much green as possible, then dyed black the rest. And I love the results.
