12 Jan 02

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"I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid."

I saw that as part of a letter about Bernie Shifman, but I hear that it could have been going around for some time now. This is quite a feat of expression, here.

Back by popular demand: the VRT chart. This is a mirror of Bille's famous time zone chart to help people in virtual reality be on time for their important international engagements. I saw so many search requests in the logs for this formerly 404 item that I posted it again.

From the log files comes a delightful search request from a WebTV user looking for "Roller Coaster sex want fuck". Sounds pretty exciting. Too bad that what they found was a very depressing entry about a failing romance. Probably my favorite this week is a search for "crochet, yankees". I have no idea what they were after, team members into arts and crafts?

The Washington Post, with Google's help, is kind enough to keep sending me these search requests for things bigass. I feel sorry for these other poor schmucks on this page who are also getting hits from people who want to see huge posteriors and don't care anything about the linguistic value of the term "bigass" at all.

Ooh! I just this second got a request for "pseudoscience journal entries". That's impressive. It's nice to know people are taking some skepticism with their scientific consumption.

Still a bit perplexing is the search for "embarrassing wrestling pics". Sometimes I learn stuff from my search requests, as I am about to do regarding this "'voodoo death' Walter B. Cannon".

All log file matters aside, this week I feel like crap. I feel like crap right here this very minute. I am tired and my head is killing me. This being awake in the day stuff is a nightmare. Speekina nightmares, I had some nasty, horrible, foul, terrifying ones night before last. This adjusting to the day thing is going to be the death of me, I know it. Sigh.

Training at NegiYo is working out ok so far. Yesterday was by far the worst day yet, but it was the very first day that the infancy of the training program made itself apparent. Considering I've been there a week, that's not so very bad. The materials were incorrect and some of the instruction was incorrect or incomplete, so it was frustrating, yes. However, consider that we are the first class of any size to come through and the first real test of the system, as far as I can tell. In many ways, they are really rising to the occasion impressively. Yesterday, things just did not go well, but now we've identified points of correction, and the next bunch won't have that problem. 

 

 

 

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